queen mother


In a shocking revelation today, HRH The Queen (known from now as Bob) has requested
that her mother be dug up and examined.

Bob revealed that her mum had been genetically engineered to last longer and consequently
could be a danger to nearby plants, trees and tramps. In the four page document released by
Bob, it was shown that her mothers hip, throat, hat and teeth had each been subjected to
intense bouts of gamma radiation and injected with a cocktail of dog spunk, liquidised brie
and octopus ink.

These ingredients when released into the environment through a decomposing corpse could
prove fatal to the unwitting public.

The exhumation is to be performed on Sunday 27th April 2003.

Tickets available from 25-1500. Just phone Buckingham Palace Box Office.

It's what she would have wanted.

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